chapsnats:

hey mobile users look at these SICK emojis
🚀✈️🌚🐳🚙👳😺💥💩👽🏃💃
computer users FUCK u

reblogged from fandomsruinedme (originally chapsnats)
15Apr14
23:30
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christopher-whitelaw:

thetardisandimpalaslovechild:

So most of you have probably seen this post floating around, right?
Well I’m here to say there is one reason you should’ve paid attention in math class. See that little e-5 up there, that means you need to move the decimal over a bit.
Lets do some math:
60 minutes in an hour, so 21,773.9 minutes = 362.9 hours
24 hours in a day, so 362.9 hours = 15.2 days
15 days. Not 4 years.

holy shit i’m dying hahhaah
i thought that was fucked up the first time i saw it this is hilarious


The person who did the math, in that picture, had no idea that e-5 indicates to move the decimal 5 places to the left making the answer 0.00003 years.

christopher-whitelaw:

thetardisandimpalaslovechild:

So most of you have probably seen this post floating around, right?

Well I’m here to say there is one reason you should’ve paid attention in math class. See that little e-5 up there, that means you need to move the decimal over a bit.

Lets do some math:

60 minutes in an hour, so 21,773.9 minutes = 362.9 hours

24 hours in a day, so 362.9 hours = 15.2 days

15 days. Not 4 years.

holy shit i’m dying hahhaah

i thought that was fucked up the first time i saw it this is hilarious

The person who did the math, in that picture, had no idea that e-5 indicates to move the decimal 5 places to the left making the answer 0.00003 years.

reblogged from fandomsruinedme (originally thetardisandimpalaslovechild)
15Apr14
23:26
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lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts

Vivian Ng [tumblr | twitter | society6]

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

reblogged from terezibats (originally viivus)
tagged #yes please
15Apr14
21:40
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reblogged from terezibats (originally srabaskerville)
15Apr14
21:39
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craighead:

christinegro:

garnnetea:

this is amazing. 
#potterhead forever.

This is tripping me out..

The longer you stare the weirder it gets lol

craighead:

christinegro:

garnnetea:

this is amazing. 

#potterhead forever.

This is tripping me out..

The longer you stare the weirder it gets lol

reblogged from terezibats (originally garnnetea)
15Apr14
21:38
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thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her."No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”

There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
"No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”

And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

reblogged from terezibats (originally oldresidentdistrict)
15Apr14
21:36
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spookyloop:

Photo: Bourbaki Photography
Model: Iren Mirror
Make-up: Anna Cartes
Styling and clothes: Bibian Blue
(x)

reblogged from terezibats (originally lietomeneverland)
15Apr14
21:34
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elasticitymudflap:

ericaisawesome56:

farfromgotham:

Fun fact time: many of my old acquaintances still make joking comments whenever they see me wearing pink, because as a child (and honestly pretty much right up to high school) I would refuse to associate with any pink objects. 

It wasn’t because I didn’t like pink, it was because since I appeared female I was supposed to/ it was immediately assumed that I did and therefore it pissed me the ever-loving fuck off. I was ashamed to like it, which is terrible because pink is an awesome color. But when you shove it down young girls throats it gets really old, really fast. 

Give the child the fucking rainbow, and if they pick pink, it’s not because they are female and/or effeminate, it’s because they like the color pink. 

THIS.

Gosh this

reblogged from airinmyballoon (originally feminishblog)
15Apr14
21:28
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reverendmother:

ryanjamesyezak:

This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

Holy shit this is brilliant.

reblogged from staticpallor (originally ryanjamesyezak)
15Apr14
21:22
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deathisabitch:

elyel:

Lets clear this out! 

Yes, we are the couple from the cat pic, but that story is fake! we didnt wrote it!
Fortunately the real story is much more happy. Thats why we decided to upload a photo from our families together, our parents and our sisters! We have supportive families that love us and acept us. Is important to us that you share the real story behind this photo because is much more powerful and positive the true story, and we like to spred the positive message that everything always turn out just fine! you dont have to hide this from your family, they just need time to understand. The soon you tell them the soon you stop suffering and the aceptation process begin. 
Love to all of our followers and please share the real story and the positive message that we want to spred!
ElYEl


Aclaremos esto! 

Si! Somos nosotros los de la foto del gato pero esa historia no es real, nosotros no la escribimos!
Afortunadamente la historia real es mucho mas feliz. Es por eso que decidimos subir esta foto de nuestras familias juntos, nuestros padres y hermanas. Tenemos familias que nos apoyan y nos aceptan. Es importante para nosotros que compartas la historia real detrás de esa foto porque es mucho mas poderosa y positiva que la falsa, y queremos esparcir el mensaje positivo de que todo siempre termina saliendo bien! No tenes q esconderles esto a tu familia, ellos solo necesitan tiempo para entenderlo. Mientras mas rápido se los digas mas rápido vas a dejar de sufrir y el proceso de aceptación va a comenzar mas rápido. 
Cariños a todos nuestros seguidores y por favor compartan la historia real y el mensaje positivo que queremos esparcir!
ElyEl

SIGNAL BOOST

reblogged from nexttoserious (originally elyel)
15Apr14
21:14
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reblogged from up4more (originally nerverlands-lost-girl)
15Apr14
21:12
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missqueenelsaof-arendelle:

Fluffy Whipped Soap is creamy, luxurious, and a treat for your skin. A little goes a long way. You only need a little bit and lather away. Can use as a shaving cream and will leave a soft moisturizing feel to your skin. 

Can’t guarantee that I won’t attempt to eat it.

reblogged from wwhatevvah (originally scottiemcchottie)
15Apr14
21:09
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foreverr-horny:

thecuntcult:

extimate:

New photo series : ‘après l’amour’ on my website : http://www.ortie.name/apres-l-amour

oh my god this.

that first guy’s leg tattoo though .

reblogged from glueisnotabuttersubstitute (originally extimate)
15Apr14
21:09
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everything-is-stickers:

fezwhatfez:

thequietpagan:

bywandandsword:

Fucking shit

This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying.

i was like, ohhhh what adorable little - AHHHHHH NO

OOOH NO

everything-is-stickers:

fezwhatfez:

thequietpagan:

bywandandsword:

Fucking shit

This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying.

i was like, ohhhh what adorable little - AHHHHHH NO

OOOH NO

reblogged from nexttoserious (originally psicreepy)
15Apr14
21:07
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terezioauditore:

sylladextrous:

Can I just say how much I love the guy who writes the posts for the Welcome To Nightvale Facebook page?

Wow

reblogged from birdschoolforbirds (originally sylladextrous)
15Apr14
18:41
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